怎麼樣的電腦才是好電腦

作者: boblu (六百) 看板: Kuso

來聊聊怎麼樣的電腦才是好電腦好了

以下摘錄自Megatokyo(http://www.megatokyo.com/ )第六百五十篇的對白:

Pre assembled boxes are an abomination!

They are an affront of to all that is l33t!

A box must be hand crafted to fit the needs of the individual!

Parts must be carefully selected, lovingly assembled, and tuned with the
utmost skill!

Only then will your box be a device worthy of being an extension of your
physical self!

(預組系統是令人神共憤的罪惡. 是對所有電腦精英的侮辱. 一台電腦必須依據個人
 的需求以手工打造. 零件的選擇必須謹慎, 以親愛的態度組裝, 必且以終極的技巧
 與以調較. 唯有如此 你的電腦才夠資格成為你自己肉體的延伸!)

講得好熱血

忽然覺得組電腦好像跟打造魔法武器一樣??

好了 這不是重點 以下是電腦魔人把妹大法(Megatokyo第六五三篇):

"I'll now show you what these components are and demostrate how they go
 together. Take off your clothes."

"What?"

"Static can be deadly to sensitive components"

"The amount of static generated by that much fabric could power a small
 village. Off with it."

靜電是很危險滴 我們把衣服脫掉再來組裝吧 ^_^



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※ Origin: 巴哈姆特 ◆ From: 210-85-213-142.cm.dynamic.apol.
※ 修改: 2005/1/4 8:53:36 [210-85-213-142.cm.dynamic.apol.]