有沒有女生都喜歡劍君的八卦

作者: gold8 (金牌) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [好奇] 有沒有女生都喜歡劍君的八卦?
時間: Sat Jun 30 21:29:34 2007

※ 引述《HugeJuJu (大啾啾)》之銘言：
: 我問過許多女生
: 葉小釵 , 劍君十二根 和 狂刀
: 喜歡哪一個
: 女生都說劍君 , why?
: 有這方面的八卦嗎?
: 男生則是喜歡狂刀或葉小釵 比例各半
: 我覺得狂刀還挺屌的阿
: 啾咪^.<*

從外表看：

葉小釵臉上有刀疤，當然扣分扣到被打死，一整個失敗

所以外貌這個項目只剩下狂刀跟劍君PK

狂刀帥歸帥，敗就敗在他的無敵中分頭，郭富城十幾年前的髮型，現在狂刀還頂著到處跑

相比起傑尼斯系的劍君，狂刀整個時尚感就輸了一大截


接著來看兩人的相處：

相處方面最虛的應該是狂刀，因為他太狂太衝

一點點小事就可以看到他變身成超級賽亞人拿著大刀給你來一招「狂龍八斬」

就算沒有砍到人，砍到路邊的花花草草也是不好的嘛


而葉小釵的溝通方式永遠就只有點頭、搖頭、長嘆一聲

還有表達震驚的「啊！」（搭配忽然拉近的鏡頭）

雖然可以當個最好的聆聽者，但是這樣是不夠的

女生也希望另一半可以說笑話逗她開心


反之來看劍君這個萬人迷

人家說女人心海底針，可是女孩子也是會擔心自己不小心觸怒了另一半

但是與劍君相處卻完全沒這個問題

因為劍君每次一出場就會先把自己討厭的東西念給大家聽

完全沒有地雷可以踩


最後來講身家

最窮的是狂刀，因為只有一把寶刀

第二窮的是葉小釵，一刀一劍，肛肛好贏狂刀一點點

最好野的就是劍君

每次跟人打架都拿一大堆寶劍出來挑。

「嗯～用這把來跟你打好了。」你瞧，這語氣多囂張。

換成現代的語氣就是

「嗯～該開哪一台保時捷去吃乾麵呢？」

講到這邊結論已經出來了

劍君一整個就是尊爵、不凡、好相處又有氣質的型男

誰不愛他呢？

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