歪果人如何幹台灣馬子基本教練(下)

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歪果人如何幹台灣馬子基本教練(下)
第三章：第一發全壘打後
第四章：台馬性愛技巧評析
第五章：結語
第六章：阿豆仔的聲明

AFTER THE FIRST FUCK

第三章：第一發全壘打後

Once you've fucked, the rules have changed. She has gotten over that hump
(pun intended), and any face to be lost has already been lost. Now she wants to
get fucked as often as possible. And she wants to be your best fuck ever.
Keep telling her that.
She will take over your scheduling, arranging trips, MTV, taking you to hotels.
She probably won't say much until you both are naked and in the room,
but she'll lead you by the hand. She isn't afraid of asking for more.
Most importantly except for the hershey highway, she'll try anything.

當你幹了第一發之後，遊戲規則就更新了，台馬的緊實Pussy已經克服了壯碩的阿豆仔卵，
任何可能會失去的面子，也都已經失去了，現在台馬想要的是，
盡可能多的相幹，而且希望成為你最好的尬砲回憶，記得持續告訴他他是最好的

他會幫你安排行程，去旅行，去MTV，帶你上賓館，
在裸裎相見之前他的話並不多，但是他會用滑嫩的洨手引導你；
並且不懼怕要更多，為了達到他期待的高潮；也因為期待讓你留下深刻回憶，
他什麼都敢嚐試

第四章：台馬性愛技巧評析

Oral Sex
Damn straight. She'll do it at the drop of the hat. They are pretty good at it,
and will be proud of her ability to make you cum. She isn't going to swallow,
though.
口交
他們自豪並且擅長讓你口暴，不過通常他們不會吞你的洨

Fucking
Pretty good at it. She'll squeal and moan, though, so watch where you do it.
She wants to cum, so don't leave her stranded if you beat her to it.
A TG likes any position, and with a foreigner, wants to experience them all.
相幹
台馬擁有相當優異的尬砲技巧，會扭又會叫，所以相幹的場合頗為重要；
他也想要高潮所以你也該做你該做的，
台灣馬子喜歡各種姿勢，尤其是跟阿豆仔，他們全部都想體驗


Anal Sex
Not too many of the TG's just wanting to get laid. If she is trying to hook a
husband, she may do it for the "see how much I love you?" act.
肛交
有些台灣的馬子他們想要的不只是砲友，也想釣個阿豆仔老公，
為了達到這個目的，他們會讓你肛藉此展現"你看我多愛你"

Masturbation
She will do you, although she thinks it's a waste if you cum that way.
But she'll do herself to get ready for you or to get you up one more time
after you are sure you've done all you can. She wants you to watch her do it.
自慰
即便他認為自慰是一種浪費洨的行為，他仍然會幫你自慰；
他也會利用自慰的方式來讓自己濕潤以俾接納壯碩的洋屌，
或者利用自慰的方式讓你看了而硬起來，
淫蕩的台灣馬子最喜歡你看著他自慰的浪樣風騷了

Pictures/Video
I've never been turned down, nor has anyone else that I know.
She will say "no" again, but will "give in" very quickly. After you take them,
she will want to play director. If you've got a camera which you can hook up to
the TV and see what you are doing real time, she's going to pay more attention
to placing and the composition of the shot than the actual fucking.
As soon as you are done, she's going to want to watch it, all the time
exclaiming either how god or bad a certain angle makes her look.
拍攝　性愛激情照/影片
在這方面我從未被拒絕過，我也沒聽說過有人被拒絕的，
當然一開始他會祭出"三不原則"，但通常一下子就屈服了，
當你架設好拍攝器械後，他們想要馬上開戰，
假如你的機組可以連結到電視上同步放映，他將會不時看看畫面，
比平常更專注於性愛並且努力擺出更加撩人的淫態

完事後他們會馬上檢閱影片或是相片內容，並且直呼這樣的角度讓他們看起來不好看


One Night Stands
Not bloody likely. She wants more than that. She's also going to want to show
you off, like some prize pet.
一夜情
台馬並不是非常喜歡一夜情，他們想要的更多，他們想把你帶出去炫燿，
你就是隻名貴的洋屌寶寶寵物

Overall Attitude
Anything goes. Sex toys, bondage, videos, whatever.
The lights stay on; she wants to see. Once the door closes,
there is no holding back.
And there is no such thing as too much. Expect her to say "no" the first time
for most things, but don't be afraid to push the issue.
態度總評
或許是受到台灣籃球風氣影響，台馬在性愛的"態度"上是趨近完美的，
什麼招數他們都願意接受：性愛玩具，監禁拘束，拍片...
他們不喜歡關燈，他們想鑑賞這段精采的激情，一旦房間門關上了，
他們就什麼都不在乎了，什麼都拋到九洨雲外去了

還有一件事情，你必須期許他每次第一時間都會說不，但你必須勇敢的挺進

One last thing. The Chinese believe that eating animal parts will affect a
person. Tigers are strong, so eating Tiger bones will make a man strong.
Since a rhinoceros horn is long, hard, and upright, eating the powder of one
will make a man stay harder longer and get hard more often. So if she gives you
some shit saying it helps the sex, don't take offense, it is normal practice.
If you are an environmentalist, you've got to decide if saving endangered
species is more important to you than getting laid　before you react to her
offer.

怪癖
中國人喜歡吃動物的器官，他們覺得吃什麼就補什麼，
例如像老虎很壯，所以他們會用虎骨燉湯來喝希望讓自己變壯；犀牛角又長又硬又挺，
便將他磨成粉來吃，希望卵葩可以像犀牛角一樣硬挺；如果你可愛的小台馬
拿一些不知道什麼洨的強精補血品要你吃，別生氣，這在天朝體系是很平常的
假如你是環保人士的話，你最好在回應台馬前先考慮：
保育瀕臨絕種動物/尬翻台灣馬子，哪個對你來說更有意義


Understand the rules and don't get pissed off about their feeling of
superiority, and you'll do fine with a TG. Play the game and have some of the
best sex you're ever going to have.

第五章：結語
如果你想要好好的砲炸台馬，就好好的理解遊戲規則；
並且不要被"天朝體系"的優越所激怒，玩一玩天朝式的賽局，
你將能夠獲得最完美的性愛服務



Disclaimer
I know this isn't "politically correct." Well, screw it.
Everybody is different. Not every TG is described as above,
but this was a pretty fair reflection of TG's as a whole. If you've got a TG
story or outlook to share, mail me at mattv@io-online.com.
The more data we have, the better it will be for others trying to learn
something here.

第六章：阿豆仔的聲明
我知道這篇文章並非"政治正確"，不過，誰操他啊...
每個人都是不一樣的，不是每個台馬都像我說的那麼好把，
不過至少這已經反映出某種比例的台馬了，如果你也有個台馬的故事想要分享
請E-mail到mattv@io-online.com，只要我們有越多的資訊，
我們就能作出更精確明快的教戰，
有錢大家花，有砲大家打，有台馬大家尬!


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