2011年3月2日 星期三

假球之後 1

作者: bmw7955 (tk) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 假球之後
時間: Sat Feb 12 17:30:50 2011

因為我在棒球板不能發文

所以來八卦版發

因為工作性質的關係

比一般人接觸球員的機會還多

不多說 就來爆幾個掛吧

1 某個在棒球板被鄉民狂笑連三揮的球員

在某個場合碰到他

看著他指導乙組的球員到最後問大家有沒有甚麼問題要請教

但沒有人提問

所以他就自己說了一句  阿都沒有人要問我怎麼打假球的喔?

板上都說他的演技很爛 技術差

有另一種說法是...

他是被逼迫去打假球   所以很不爽    就亂揮








2.接下來兩個卦都是同一隊的

某個在業餘就小有名氣的選手

聽說在大學時期就被組頭收買了

(似乎是因為家中環境不好)

進了職業隊之後

組頭還是不堪其擾的麻煩他放水

那位球員都有拒絕

到最後被發現該球員和組頭有連絡    而沒收了他的獎金

該球員覺得自己沒放水    也拒絕了組頭  還要被沒收獎金

而就當起了白手套...

就是賣麻辣串的那位

3.這是一個天才投手的故事

選秀順位沒有很前面     新人年的下半季忽然爆衝

放水的原因不明

但聽說他被檢察官找去時直接承認

還很開心的跟他老婆說     我幫你省十萬

(交保金)

好像是因為他的本票在人家手上  不承認不行

後來就去賣水果

還有一位他的隊友  現在已經轉隊(很好猜吧)

去菜市場諷刺他

結果這位天才投手就當眾嗆他

你敢說你沒有打假球嗎    你發誓阿

那個去嗆他的投手就走掉了...


4.有位蠻可惜的捕手

檢察官詢問他的時候

只問了兩句話

你認不認識雨刷?

你有沒有打假球?

就這樣而已...


恩  這個夢好長好久又好真實...

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推 greymon62:不是爆了還要補卦嗎QQ                                  02/12 17:55
推 Armando:收假前不知道看不看得到卦...                             02/12 17:55
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推 hiphopkai:爆                                                    02/12 18:00
推 z1233218:快 我好期待                                            02/12 18:01
推 huai:一應該是who 人委無誤                                       02/12 18:01
推 pw080325043:KOBE偉                                              02/12 18:03
推 RyomaTaco:都不知道綽號是什麼= =                                 02/12 18:03
推 genuinea:不是國父 那會是被賣去台南的那位嗎?                     02/12 18:04
噓 angelme:爆了 快補卦                                             02/12 18:04
推 IronWill:湖人尾 蔡櫻芬 546 轟民                                 02/12 18:05
推 tws80531:爆~                                                    02/12 18:05
推 ykesha:太shock了 統一要被檢調媽???                              02/12 18:08
推 tim000000:4是禮一尾                                             02/12 18:09
推 owllie:胡 蔡 吳 陳 嗆人徐                                       02/12 18:11
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推 clone198923:原po都有在推文說先陪家人吃飯了  一堆人在噓啥        02/12 18:15
推 jasmine888:請原PO補卦                                           02/12 18:15
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推 WenliYang:XDDD                                                  02/12 18:19
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推 blackcellar:                        4.D.丁eter                  02/12 18:37
推 BLACKLIONS:我哭了 這才是真八卦                                  02/12 18:38
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