2011年1月17日 星期一

Emma希望與大家說的話 8 - 文言版

作者: sakuya312108 (由美) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
時間: Mon Jan 17 02:25:35 2011

非也,吾大驚。
彼之言無一為真,無一為真。

然無奈何,吾等不通漢文,無以言。
亦不能述其實。

吾等實無傷人之意。

彼自吾九月入住以來,日日叩吾牆,
思蓋批時叩之,賀祖母壽誕叩之,浴亦叩之,
吾一動則彼必叩之。

喪亂心智,誠擾也。


吾亦嘗語於門房,門房曰:彼女纖敏,慎勿怪。
吾實不勝彼擾,難作息於吾室。
況彼旦夕叩吾牆,三更依然,恐其知吾欲寢而醒吾。

元月十四,吾於室內弄電腦,彼復叩之。
而後忽現其面於吾窗。
吾室乃私室,何以彼得擅窺之!

怒甚。
番生有他者,知此事,亦怒甚。
言何以連月門房俱無動作。

元月十四夜,
吾等意彼既侵吾,以其人之道還治其身,亦非過也。
故越陽台叩其窗曰:「可否開窗談之?」

此敲窗事,僅一男為之,吾等亦無踰矩之舉。
然彼竟妄言造假,誠昏也。

況彼常怨鄰人喧鬧者,
不分東西上下四鄰,
去年已有一鄰人遭難,而今為吾慘受其害。

至於威嚇云云:

無人威嚇於彼,無人。
乃其妄言,全無真語。
奈吾等不通漢文,無可言其實也。

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