2011年1月25日 星期二

kurtc/呼叫夥計....妳在哪裡

作者: kurtc (夏日的誤會) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 呼叫夥計....妳在哪裡??
時間: Fri Oct 30 10:51:57 2009


無趣、無用、無聊的真實閨房記事又來了,因為是真人真事;所以西斯不足、笑點不
夠、用詞粗鄙之處,還請鄉民海涵,如果文章有讓人感到不舒服的地方;我一樣在此
先說聲抱歉。

本來一開始;我是要先分享這一次的事件,而不是年代較久遠的「加油站工讀生」,
只是這一次真的太白爛..連我自己都覺得很白爛,所以原本並不打算拿這件事出來說
嘴。

很白爛..不過我真的幹了這麼白爛的事;套句我老婆常說的話....



「你的腦袋裡到底都在想什麼?」



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這件事發生在兩個多月前....



在面對了老婆十數年;外加看過兒子出生的過程,所以我的興致一直是低迷不振,婚
後突然「開胃」的老婆當然是很不滿,動不動就質疑我是不是在外頭養女人。


某日;兒子在幼稚園上完課後,直接送去我爸媽家過夜,我自然是被老婆抓去中壢市
區逛百貨公司、喝咖啡、享受兩人獨處的樂趣,回到家盥洗後;我原本是打算先哄老
婆睡覺再去玩魔獸的..只是春宵一刻值千金;老婆怎麼可能把我「放生」呢。




老婆: 老公!今天晚上來嘿咻....


我  : 喔..(ULD的團沒得跟了)


老婆: 幹嘛有氣無力的..不想做是不是?


我  : 不是啦..難得兒子不在家;看妳想不想來試點不一樣的。


老婆: 要試什麼?


我  : 來玩角色扮演啊..


老婆: 又要玩加油站的喔?


我  : 那個已經玩過了,這次換妳想一些特別的..不然每次我提的妳都打槍。


(老婆很認真的想了一會兒)


老婆: 玩 [33;1m「大老婆的反擊」怎麼樣?你當韓元秀,我當羅花莘!!


我  : 這哪裡好玩?而且我要也是當本部長,當什麼韓元秀啊....


老婆: 你自己想啦..機機歪歪煩死了!




於是我一邊跟老婆東摸西摸、一邊想著要玩點什麼特別的,又要有趣、又要能符合我
惡搞的天性,沒多久..我想到前一陣子在網路看過 AFK PL@YERS製作的「部落大聯盟」
,裡面的橋段給了我一個很好的點子....





我  : 老婆..我們來演「霹靂遊俠」好不好?我當李麥克;妳當霹靂車夥計。


老婆: 霹靂遊俠?可是李麥克又性感又有胸毛耶..你有嗎?


我  : 難道妳的身上就有輪子嗎?拜託一下..用想像力....OK?




在得到老婆的首肯下;我先摸遍了霹靂車的全身後,插入鑰匙、發動了引擎,開始從
鳳凰城出發打擊犯罪,只是光這樣我覺得還不夠投入;所以我開始還原片頭音樂與口
白......




我  : 登登-登登-登登-登登----登登登登....


老婆: 你該不會在哼霹靂遊俠的音樂吧….


我  : 沒錯..這樣才有臨場感!!(繼續哼)


老婆: ............


我  : 「霹靂車..尖端科技的結晶,是一部人性化的萬能電腦車!!」


老婆: 你還記得起來啊..真是夠了....


我  : 「霹靂遊俠李麥克,富有正義感..是一名英勇的自由鬥士!!」


老婆: 你真的很白爛....


我  : 妳現在開始搖頭、然後發出 [35;1m咻~~咻的聲音。


老婆: 幹嘛搖頭?


我  : 假裝是霹靂車前面的紅燈啊!會左右閃爍咩。


老婆: 我才不要!有人嘿咻會一直搖頭的嗎?(生氣了)





於是我跟老婆兩人就默默抽插了一陣子,因為我一直很想表演霹靂車超帥的絕招;所
以決定當場秀出來表現給老婆看。




我  : 老婆..看我的 [33;1m「渦輪推進」....!!


(按壓老婆左乳頭、加速抽插..)


老婆: 唉呦..不要鬧了啦!(看起來蠻高興的)



只是「渦輪推進」太傷腰力,所以支撐一下子後;速度又恢復正常了。



老婆: 這樣就沒了喔?


我  : 喵的..當然還有....看我的 [33;1m「噴射彈跳」....!!


(按壓老婆右乳頭、屁股夾緊、用力向前一督..)


老婆: 啊啊啊~~~~~~(看起來很滿意)




然後我跟老婆兩人又默默抽插了一陣子,老婆忍不住問我還有沒有新花招;我突然發
現自己沒梗了,為了不被看扁,我決定搬出霹靂遊俠的經典畫面。


我作勢舉起了左手、對準手錶、開始說話....





我  : [33;1m「呼叫夥計!妳在哪裡?快來支援老哥....!!」



老婆: [32;1m夥計在你的下面....(認真回答)



我  : .............


老婆: .............




一瞬間..感覺全都冷掉了;我發現自己實在是白爛到不行,加上老婆這句話當場讓我
引擎熄火,理智跟羞恥都回來了......



我  : 我看我們還是正正當當、規規矩矩地嘿咻好了,我覺得這樣好像白痴喔。


老婆: 我有說錯什麼話嗎?


我  : 不..沒有....




-完事後-



老婆: 欸..下次你會想些什麼來玩啊?(好奇)


我  : 下次來玩「天龍特攻隊」好了,我當嘯狼、妳當怪頭....。


老婆: 神經病才跟你演怪頭咧....(轉頭睡覺)





這一晚;李麥克帶著罪惡感入眠,夥計..老哥對不起妳..難為妳陪著我胡搞....











-雜談隨筆-


前兩天聽到同事準備要結婚了,除了恭喜他之外;也開始檢視起自己,下個月有著我
與老婆一開始交往以及訂婚的日子,想想兩人已經交往十一年、結婚四年的時光,心
中其實有很多感觸與想法,只是不知道怎麼說出口。




「嫁給我....妳覺得幸福嗎?」




昨晚出門上班前;我這麼問著老婆。


老婆似乎嚇了一跳;平常的我就跟勞勃許奈德一樣喜歡惡作劇又不正經,所以我一正
經起來;她直覺就是先問我有沒有發燒、是不是偷搞外遇、作了什麼壞事之類的,然
後就開始數落起我的缺點:不正經、低級、懶散、粗心不體貼、婚後宅男....




[33;1m「很幸福..」




聽到老婆的答覆後;我沒有多說什麼,抱了抱兒子、和老婆道別後;我就出門去上班
了。


雖然我老是記不住結婚紀念日的正確日期,但是從年少一路跌跌撞撞走來;我知道..
我們還會一起走下去......






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老婆:  你這個永遠長不大的小孩!!

我  :  [33;1m妳這個從沒年輕過的阿婆!!

老婆   (理智斷裂)..

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推 komachi275:呵呵 好幸福唷~                                       10/30 12:08
推 sharolju:K大必推                                                10/30 12:09
推 henryrita:溫馨文必推ˊˇˋ                                      10/30 12:09
→ SunDing:推推                                                    10/30 12:10
推 eminemk10:我哭了                                                10/30 12:11
推 pinsaun:溫馨~~~                                              10/30 12:12
推 omjhzollq:好閃喔                                                10/30 12:13
推 night5566:.........幹...哪來的靈感在做愛時想這種梗阿.....       10/30 12:13
→ kurtc:邊摸邊想啊 不正經的腦袋可以想出很多種怪東西~~~~           10/30 12:14
推 aesthetic117:好文推!                                            10/30 12:14
推 f127doggpig:= =空白文                                           10/30 12:15
→ kimfatt:暴好快                                                  10/30 12:16
→ eliczone:....做愛的時候想這些應該真的會冷掉吧....               10/30 12:18
推 kaorukoganei:超好笑XD                                           10/30 12:18
推 lpiglet:推                                                      10/30 12:20
推 thankyou:溫馨~                                                  10/30 12:21
推 myeggisbig:我哭了 <<< 這種反應正常嗎?                           10/30 12:22
推 b8301013:推                                                     10/30 12:22
推 quark56:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           10/30 12:23
推 OREO5566:敵羞我去脫他衣                                         10/30 12:23
推 encephalon:================= K視影集 有口皆碑 ================  10/30 12:25
推 foolishboy:還不錯看~                                            10/30 12:28
推 hikerLin:這是這幾天讓我心情比較愉快的唯一文章...                10/30 12:29
推 kennyhen:後面太閃啦...XD                                        10/30 12:29
推 luckymoon:西斯救星啊                                            10/30 12:30
推 maline:好好笑~也很幸福~XDDD                                   10/30 12:35
推 jijuan:XDD 讚                                                   10/30 12:36
推 thatsocool:溫馨西斯                                             10/30 12:36
推 lovesanji:很傷腰力XDDDD 哈哈哈                                  10/30 12:36
推 larry8550:只能給推了..                                          10/30 12:36
→ larry8550:期待大師新作                                          10/30 12:37
推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                             10/30 12:38
推 raiduxd2:沒看過霹靂遊俠還是覺得很好笑XDDD                       10/30 12:38
推 WilliamXZ:可惡 前後落差太大了~~~~                               10/30 12:38
推 psw:很感動...                                                   10/30 12:39
推 amose999:這...............                                      10/30 12:40
推 azen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  10/30 12:42
推 vista0722:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/30 12:42
推 hjwy:看到k大開始講台詞忍不住笑出來..我在上班T^T                 10/30 12:43
推 kvw:太好笑了 不推不行~                                          10/30 12:43
推 hsf0318:XDDDD GJ                                                10/30 12:44
推 lovelyj16:溫馨西斯~推!                                          10/30 12:48
推 Becque:未看先推XD                                               10/30 12:55
推 showboy:好文...推...                                            10/30 12:55
推 GOMANBA:溫馨推!!                                              10/30 12:55
推 airsoar:推~~~~~                                                 10/30 12:57
推 X911098:XD                                                      10/30 12:58
推 ggiirrllkk:哭了                                                 10/30 12:59
推 around0423:K大出品~未看先推!!!                                  10/30 12:59
推 chayong:笑出來了 XDDDDD  後面超溫馨的啦                         10/30 13:01
推 arrakis:太智障了...                                             10/30 13:01
推 chriswolf:溫馨推                                                10/30 13:02
推 paupau0782: 夫人很幸福~你為你們的生活帶來很多情趣與樂趣         10/30 13:03
推 saedn:後面超溫馨的啦...  好閃唷...                              10/30 13:06
推 stujedi:K大好溫馨阿 前面很白爛 後面看完超感動的                 10/30 13:08
推 monkey36:哈哈好溫馨~~~推阿推!                                   10/30 13:09
推 white07:XDDDDDDDDD 好文 請多寫                                  10/30 13:09
推 charro:不推不行                                                 10/30 13:11
推 sailor815:溫馨推                                                10/30 13:12
推 ssun302231:好棒棒棒棒棒啊!                                      10/30 13:13
推 kians:溫馨又好笑 我很少在西斯版推文的  你真行!                  10/30 13:15
推 y4190927:沒想到沒玩wow了在西斯版還能看到K大的文XD 還是一樣有趣  10/30 13:15
推 krokopaja:被打敗了                                              10/30 13:15
推 gogolct:超好笑XD                                                10/30 13:16
推 flyinsunmoon:推                                                 10/30 13:16
推 sunnyx:先推在看                                                 10/30 13:17
推 dayanmeme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             10/30 13:19
推 angusboy:我覺得這對夫妻真的很妙耶!!! 生活充滿樂趣~~真有你的~    10/30 13:21
推 micehi:溫馨推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              10/30 13:23
推 sciatw:溫馨推~~ 另期待動畫版 =  ="                              10/30 13:24
推 DC007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         10/30 13:24
推 ak147:老皮~                                                     10/30 13:26
推 kkoobe:溫馨                                                     10/30 13:26
推 redway:導演 等你發片                                            10/30 13:27
推 jimtcc:有FU...真的蠻幸福的感覺...                               10/30 13:29
推 lwecloud:從頭笑到...尾變溫馨了                                  10/30 13:31
推 susanoo:想找版標 直接找k大的文就對了                            10/30 13:32
噓 Allen0315:低調噓 紅的明顯 下次可以玩 馬蓋先 跟 帥啊老皮         10/30 13:35
推 Eks:溫興推XD                                                    10/30 13:35
推 a4s5d058:<(◥████◤△◥████◤ )>  NA姐這可以劣退了      10/30 13:36
推 chiyu:真的是好好笑又很幸福~雖然是閃光但是還是要大推一下!      10/30 13:36
推 Vancefl:溫馨                                                    10/30 13:37
推 sonia08:好溫馨啊                                                10/30 13:37
推 takethat1069:靠 晚上我也要試試看!!!!                            10/30 13:40
推 jerrychai25:溫馨推XDDD                                          10/30 13:41
推 q20136:溫馨推                                                   10/30 13:41
推 smile75:溫馨                                                    10/30 13:42
推 Fuzishan:溫馨                                                   10/30 13:42
推 trml:上面那個噓的真的很無聊  超礙眼                             10/30 13:43
推 Gscout:XDDDDDD                                                  10/30 13:45
推 pon0306:溫馨...真幸福阿!                                        10/30 13:45
推 peacesb:     /想要閃瞎我 就早說啊                               10/30 13:46
→ peacesb:( ゚д゚)真拿你沒辦法                                  10/30 13:46
→ peacesb:(つд⊂)ゴシゴシ                                    10/30 13:46
→ peacesb:(  д )つ゚ ゚  那麼愛閃 都給你啦!                    10/30 13:46
推 mourningg:淦你媽的太溫馨了T_T                                   10/30 13:46
推 wwa928:五告北爛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD但最後這麼閃怎麼回事?凸  10/30 13:46
推 Mysex:^^                                                        10/30 13:46
推 chancying:溫馨                                                  10/30 13:47
推 yesmotel:首推就給您了                                           10/30 13:52
推 myfancy:推推~ 下次演Gi-Joe 別忘call我們喔~ joe~~                10/30 13:53
推 flybag:後面太溫馨跟前面不搭嘎拉v.v                              10/30 13:53
推 gahanleeo:溫馨                                                  10/30 13:53
推 lakershank:靠北,我什麼時候也可以有這樣的生活阿┬﹏┬           10/30 13:54
推 nicenick:溫馨推                                                 10/30 13:55
推 oklaaccc:這成就我一輩子也沒法達成                               10/30 13:56
推 jack086444:難道妳的身上就有輪子嗎?                             10/30 13:57
推 markov:推 K大 問個提外話 我猜的 你服役單位1後校土成分部2化校    10/30 14:00
推 kitty00:期待動畫版XDDDDDDDDD                                    10/30 14:01
→ bpfox:輪子的梗還挺好笑的啊 k大要多運動才可以滿足老婆啦XDDD      10/30 14:02
推 eterbless:溫馨                                                  10/30 14:03
→ AVK:沒有輪子可是有車頭燈呀                                      10/30 14:04
推 jorden:溫馨                                                     10/30 14:05
推 jordan621:推好文                                                10/30 14:05
推 jeff781217:幹 可魯 可魯呢......可魯救救我                       10/30 14:08
推 T0T:後面是耍溫心嗎=.,=                                          10/30 14:11
推 kousama:溫馨~                                                   10/30 14:12
推 LieTo:溫心 :)                                                   10/30 14:17
推 ptoyoohri:西斯變溫馨                                            10/30 14:18
推 arnot:又要板標了?                                              10/30 14:18
推 starnightsky:好文必推~~                                         10/30 14:19
推 solomon999:後面太溫馨了啦><                                     10/30 14:24
推 breath:溫馨...  我喜歡!!                                        10/30 14:25
推 wc2000n:哈哈~!                                                  10/30 14:25
推 iiiey:超溫馨                                                    10/30 14:27
推 rw5:忽然覺得很感人= =                                           10/30 14:27
推 ChonPiggy:好溫馨喔...祝福你們~                                  10/30 14:34
推 masterguy:推~~~                                              10/30 14:36
推 nokiayes5234:必推                                               10/30 14:38
推 y2ktommy:霹靂遊俠真是太好笑了...不推不行!!!XD                   10/30 14:39
推 zznkqb:絕世優文!!!!                                             10/30 14:40
推 s850284:幹 第一次看西斯版看到落淚是怎樣啦                       10/30 14:41
推 rain11223:好文~                                                 10/30 14:46
推 ootaku:難道你身上就有輪子嗎→大笑   後面溫馨推!!!!              10/30 14:47
推 glen7913:溫馨                                                   10/30 14:47
推 a39313000:溫馨~~                                                10/30 14:49
推 iloveannasui:我每次只要看到那句"交往十一年"就覺得自己前途黯淡.  10/30 14:51
推 h2901911:好合                                                   10/30 14:51
推 Banana20:有笑有推!但是也被閃到!@@          老婆:啥時有嬰兒房  10/30 14:51
推 amopim:笑死我了~~~哈哈哈                                        10/30 14:51
推 nvalue:難道妳的身上就有輪子嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   10/30 14:53
推 ha0118:你們二個真是一對寶   XDDDDDDDDD                          10/30 14:55
推 tracy0620:好感人~                                               10/30 14:56
推 CN091118:XD                                                     10/30 14:59
推 TKWdEmoN:溫馨                                                   10/30 14:59
推 m911001:k大出品必推                                             10/30 14:59
推 comeon88:好溫馨欸 人家不是說結婚是男人的墳墓 在你身上不成立     10/30 14:59
推 snow5420:後面好溫馨 J1ZZ                                        10/30 15:02
推 tommy0903:我在你下面   太智障了XDDDDD  推                       10/30 15:04
推 B9513208:置底了                                                 10/30 15:04
推 FantasyScott:居然在西施看到K大文章,酷斃拉XD                    10/30 15:04
推 apple23xd:推推                                                  10/30 15:09
推 diabloii3068:摩登大聖也不錯可以考慮一下                         10/30 15:09
推 shuan0130:非K大文非版標 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD            10/30 15:09
推 attdave:滴哩哩~ 你們應該比較像前四十集的韓元秀跟慕芝蘭吧        10/30 15:10
→ attdave:王牌天神也不錯喔                                        10/30 15:10
推 j35k3:好羨慕QQ                                                  10/30 15:13
推 fish0612:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   10/30 15:16
推 friesland:好羨慕 好溫馨 天生一對 哈哈 真好笑ㄟ 有趣             10/30 15:17
推 uniqueof123:幸福!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  大推的啦                    10/30 15:18
推 tlw0709:原po的梗真的有點奇妙...你老婆接得上也真強 果然是夫妻    10/30 15:21


我老婆跟我一樣是六年級中後段班  霹靂遊俠是我們這年紀的童年之一(馬蓋先也是)
接得上我是不意外  我驚訝的是接得有夠冷的....

還有  我是我是曾在某"兵尖"單位的學校當人官~~~(所以不是化校 後校 ^^)


我不是先有後婚啦  兒子剛好滿三歲  兩歲半就送去幼幼班了  當初是一結婚
不到一個月就有了  該說是幸運吧........


隨筆不是要拿出來閃人的..單純只是有感而發  年紀大了比較多愁善感..T.T


推 brasstb:100分~~有歡笑~~有溫馨~~有動作>///<  100分啦             10/30 15:21
推 jho52106:百年好合                                               10/30 15:24
※ [1;32mGY5566 [0;32m:轉錄至看板 WOW                                           10/30 15:24
→ JYLai:結婚四年~兒子頂多三歲多!! 上幼稚園了~ 原PO先有後婚喔~驚!  10/30 15:25
推 fromwilda:溫馨                                                  10/30 15:26
推 te426odin:太好笑+太感動了                                       10/30 15:27
推 BBEatrice:一面笑一面哭中 好溫馨的一篇                           10/30 15:28
推 iceheartsoul:難道妳的身上就有輪子嗎?                           10/30 15:30
→ iceheartsoul:難道妳的身上就有輪子嗎?                           10/30 15:30
→ iceheartsoul:難道妳的身上就有輪子嗎?                           10/30 15:30
推 archiuray:   夥計在你下面...                                    10/30 15:33
推 francis79458:好好笑...                                          10/30 15:35
推 MTal:        難道妳的身上就有輪子嗎?                           10/30 15:35
推 superbatman:馬蓋先: 老皮....                                    10/30 15:36
推 nihonichiban:好閃                                               10/30 15:44
推 snowcool:後面好閃 前面好好笑                                    10/30 15:46
推 gary67:      夥計在你下面... 笑到眼淚流出來                     10/30 15:47
推 windsfk:^^  好玩好玩                                            10/30 15:47
推 misaki3344:K大必推~   下次也可以考慮飛狼(逃)                    10/30 15:48
※ 編輯: kurtc           來自: 118.161.129.129      (10/30 15:56)
推 wholewing:吐血~為什麼你的角色扮演都這麼怪XDDD                   10/30 15:53
推 oocat2:  推 , 期待動畫版出現!!!                                 10/30 15:53
推 TWisely:有笑有推~~Xd                                          10/30 15:56
推 justwin:幹 怎麼可以這麼好笑阿XD                                 10/30 15:56
※ 編輯: kurtc           來自: 118.161.129.129      (10/30 15:59)
推 cyhtac:)                                                        10/30 15:58
推 icome:清流 西斯有救了                                           10/30 15:58
推 mitsurogi:真是經典優文啊~搖頭咻咻那邊我快笑死了~~XDDDD          10/30 16:00
推 JOHNJJ:XDDD                                                     10/30 16:04
推 windance1997:^^                                                 10/30 16:05
推 dirk1409:溫馨又好笑 大推!!!                                     10/30 16:05
推 lance1208:溫馨!!!                                               10/30 16:07
→ eva19452002:假裝是霹靂車前面的紅燈啊!會左右閃爍咩  太好笑啦    10/30 16:07

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