有天學弟的蘭嬌遇到辣椒

作者: nji3su6 (索尼) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 有天學弟的"蘭嬌"遇到"辣椒"
時間: Mon Apr  7 13:39:23 2008

大約在一年前..我還在廚房實習的時候..

那時的我已經是學長了..新來的學弟什麼都不會

只好教他些簡單的工作..像是切絲之類的

有一天我再切朝天椒..是非常辣的那一種..

要做因為要做XO醬要大量的辣椒碎..他很熱心的幫忙

我也告訴他..這辣椒非常辣要戴手套..他也照做了..

一邊做事一邊閒聊..這時候學弟突然尿急..

===============下面是對話===============

學弟:學長我尿急先去廁所

我:好阿快去吧

學弟把雙手的首套脫下來..用沒戴手套的雙手..

把砧板上的辣椒碎用雙手捧起來放進袋子裡..

學弟就跑去廁所了..過了一下子學弟很愉快的回來了..

於是我們繼續做事..他回來後不到一分鐘..突然..

==================對話====================

學弟:學長我的下面熱熱的

我:你剛休假回來耶剛上班就在想女朋友喔

學弟:我是說真的啦!!ㄧ定是辣椒啦..完了啦..挖ㄟ蘭啦...
<學弟非常痛苦的哀號引來師傅們的圍觀>

師傅A:阿是發生什麼事啦

學弟:蘭啦~我A蘭嚕來嚕燒阿啦~

我:我已經說這辣椒很辣..你還脫掉手套去抓..

學弟:怎麼辦啦

師傅A:用回鍋油啦<師傅說的是冷的>

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學弟馬上爬起來跑去用湯杓舀一大匙拿著往廁所跑

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主廚:阿力<我>你跟著他去吧

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於是我就跟去了在男更衣室的廁所裡脫下褲子拿起衛生紙沾了一點準備擦拭

一擦下去..他一用又繼續哀號

學弟:幹!那A西溫A   <怎麼是溫的>

溫的遇到有熱度的東西會更辣..他把油倒了把小兄弟洗乾淨

但是還是痛阿..不知道鄉民有沒有被辣到手的經驗..因該比那痛10倍

回到廚房..他的疼痛還是沒有結束..師傅拿了牛奶給他泡小鳥..又不能太冰

結果他很舒服的泡著..躲到機房去泡小雞..結果外場的一個女生要去機房拿東西

我和師傅聚在辦公室聊天..根本不知道有人要去機房..而且還是外場的女生

我們聽到那個女生的尖叫之後..最快的速度跑去機房..

看到機房門開著的..學弟低著頭..看到學弟的背影讓我想到..蛋蛋的憂傷

很快的事情傳開了..這位剛來的學弟的錯號..變成了奶油焗雞..

但學弟還不知道大家都叫他"奶油焗雞"某天下午晚餐後

回到廚房的學弟垂頭喪氣很哀怨的看著我說

學弟:為什麼要叫我"奶油焗雞"

                    "奶油焗雞"

                       "奶油焗雞"


我:事情很快就會過了很快就沒事了懂嗎?"奶油焗雞"

學弟:怎麼連你都叫我"奶油焗雞"

我:好聽阿..而且叫起來很順阿..還有阿

學弟:還有什麼

我:其實"奶油焗雞"是我取的...哈哈哈...而且餐飲部都知道了

        "奶油焗雞"是我取的...哈哈哈

         "奶油焗雞"是我取的...哈哈哈

這時候走上來另一個學弟..這學弟是西廚的..學弟朝我們走了過來..

他開口之後馬上命中要害

學弟B:那個"辣子雞丁"怎麼做阿.<其實這學弟B真的要問我"辣子雞丁"怎麼做>

學弟:我不是"辣子雞丁"..我是"奶油焗雞"阿

                            我是"奶油焗雞"阿

                                 我是"奶油焗雞"阿


之後著學弟從這天開始被笑..直到實習結束...

每個正值人員以及實習生流傳的都是"奶油焗雞"和"辣子雞丁"


所以當蘭嬌遇到辣椒可能衍生出.."奶油焗雞"和"辣子雞丁"

後記

學弟實習結束後，學弟很有禮貌的跟我到別，他離開之後

全公司都還有他的事蹟在流傳..但是現在換了不少新進人員

知道這件事的人也不多了..所以只好拿出來回憶一下....


如果能推到50我就在多寫關於這學弟的事

因為他的實習時間不是只有這一次

第二次實習他又跟了我半年..有興趣知道就盡量推吧...

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