大陸高考08年江西0分作文

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時間: Sat Jun 12 03:26:31 2010


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※ [本文轉錄自 AAAAAAAA 看板]


http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_48874cec01009kuz.html


    　　08年江西0分作文


    題目是：以07洞庭湖鼠災為背景，要以田鼠的口吻或者田鼠天敵的口吻給人
    類寫一封信，八百字以上。


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    嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰。

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    　　　　 嘰嘰嘰嘰

    　　　　 嘰嘰

    　　　　 嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰嘰 嘰嘰嘰嘰

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