櫃姐分析表格 Dota 2.0b版

作者: fatfatman (勃起棒棒糖) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [新聞] 宅男為女友慶生　Tiffany 101櫃姐不理
時間: Tue Jul  7 20:02:09 2009

櫃姐分析表格 Dota 2.0b版

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                雙B歐吉桑    電子新貴     ABC型男小開     平凡上班族      宅男
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1.進門時態度    鞠躬到45度   笑臉迎人       濕掉了        裝沒看到        鄙睨

2.推薦產品     談經典款歷史  推薦當季新品   邊介紹邊摳    假裝折衣服      N/A
               以及品牌文化  談笑風生       對方掌心      很忙

3.客人需求     立刻幫忙調貨  邊幫忙調貨     跟對方要地址   不耐煩臭臉     輕蔑
               並且宅配到府  邊客套聊天     親自送去，順便
                                            上床。

4.裝奧客臉     介紹主管出來  微笑撒嬌誘騙   好有feel喔~  不爽不要買       人彘
               塑造王見王型
               態，在旁陪笑

5.討價還價     最低折扣      沒折扣，但有贈  So Wet       "我們已經虧本   下賤
                             品小禮物或折價                在做了"
                             券。

6.結帳         偷摸阿桑的    覺得金卡也不錯  偷把MSN跟手機  邊結邊弄別    懷疑
               黑卡暗爽。                    號碼藏在帳單   的客人而顯得
                                             中間           敷衍，反正已
                                                            經到手。

7.客人搭訕     為了十萬塊    為了赫本包      "是你的話，    幹你娘老雞掰  報警
               被摸屁股      被摸大腿        都可以喔。"


8.包裝商品     VIP等級包裝     精美包裝      脫光讓你包裝   今天包裝紙用  雞掰
               還送卡片跟明晚                (輕觸胸口，    光了，給你紙
               晚宴party邀請卡                舔嘴唇。)     袋自己裝好嗎?


9.送客         走到門邊，      送到門口，    約等等LUXY見   低頭繼續忙    低能
               幫忙護住自動門  微笑舉手掰掰


10.內心OS      真想嫁入豪門!   有錢真好!     腿都軟了!      浪費老娘時間  傻B
                                             (邊想邊算安全期)


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推 abian:最右邊的還真可憐....還好我不是 ...                        07/07 20:02
推 tequilawu:宅男 哈哈哈                                           07/07 20:03
噓 march23:八 掛 勒                                                07/07 20:03
噓 a126965034:宅男那邊不夠力                                       07/07 20:03
推 powerseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       07/07 20:03
推 hinoi:每次都很期待看到這個                                      07/07 20:04
推 foreverthink:一樓..........                                     07/07 20:04
推 rhombohedral:算安全期有好笑                                     07/07 20:04
推 qDaniel:還蠻屌的                                                07/07 20:04
推 accin:....................                                      07/07 20:04
推 abab7974:7.客人搭訕 幹你娘老雞掰....                            07/07 20:05
推 ninewords:ABC小開那超靠北= =                                    07/07 20:05
推 bonniekiss2:邊介紹邊摳...                            對方掌心   07/07 20:05
推 pp617:哈哈                                                      07/07 20:05
噓 Andy5566:原文那位電子新貴不是被記者批成宅男？ 電子新貴 ＝ 宅男  07/07 20:05
推 dust909:報警XD                                                  07/07 20:05
推 rsswtrc:哇哈哈哈，辛苦您了                                      07/07 20:05
推 a2156700:臭阿宅                                                 07/07 20:06
→ HotBloodBoy:人致那個好好笑.....................                 07/07 20:06
推 Luciferspear:這也自卑過頭了                                     07/07 20:06
推 fakeID123:邊結邊弄別的客人  好寫實喔                            07/07 20:06
→ rhombohedral:上班族比阿宅慘                                     07/07 20:06
噓 NIKADO:這串聊一下午了..釣一堆宅男出來                           07/07 20:06
推 nolive:XD                                                       07/07 20:06
推 tottoko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         07/07 20:06
→ Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       07/07 20:06
推 knight00931:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/07 20:06
推 magecandy:輪原PO是怨念宅男的可能性?                             07/07 20:06
推 oZGYo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/07 20:06
推 conpo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                07/07 20:06
推 JlTsai:4連發!!!                                                 07/07 20:07
→ craftwork:XDDDDDD                                               07/07 20:07
推 aitaik:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    07/07 20:07
推 heiachi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/07 20:07
噓 sted0101:什麼年代了還電子新貴                                   07/07 20:07
推 SmallPoFu:XD                                                    07/07 20:07
推 ufoon:                       好  屌  歐                         07/07 20:07
推 sheepxo:XDDDDDDDDDDD 看到 N/A 莫名大笑                          07/07 20:08
推 GarciaWu:讚啊！ XD                                              07/07 20:08
推 bugmans:最右邊好慘                                              07/07 20:08
推 sinker:太屌了.....                                              07/07 20:08
推 Hans14:XD                                                       07/07 20:09
→ rhombohedral:擠霸婚                                             07/07 20:09
推 BBQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    07/07 20:09
推 miyamodo2007:有好笑～                                           07/07 20:09
推 nznz:電子新貴不是也自稱宅男嗎?                                  07/07 20:09
推 wahaha99:中肯                                                   07/07 20:09
推 donnamonya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/07 20:09
推 oOmmmmmmmmmm:可以借轉joke版嗎                                   07/07 20:09
推 rayzart:                     濕   掉   了                       07/07 20:10
推 Addidas:還沒看完先推N/A                                         07/07 20:10
推 fakeID123:電子新貴=有錢＋宅男                                   07/07 20:10
推 silveryfox99:哈哈哈                                             07/07 20:10
推 a2156700:上班族被罵髒話了...                                    07/07 20:10
推 LEON90385:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD沒西斯版八卦都部八卦了           07/07 20:11
推 ssej:金好球                                                     07/07 20:11
推 haworz:根據英國研究 科技新貴有八成都是宅男 正在放無薪假         07/07 20:12
推 bigheadlain:我笑了                                              07/07 20:12
推 rogerno1:法~~西~~斯~~大~~軍~~駕~~到~~~~~~~~                     07/07 20:12
推 Gandhi5566:人彘 好罕見的用語!                                   07/07 20:12
推 PICASSO1:宅男那一欄的N/A是怎樣??....XD                          07/07 20:12
推 abucat:中肯！對於笨貓這種死宅男百貨公司完全不敢進去.........    07/07 20:12
推 sasman:現在還有25-35的電子新貴嗎?????                           07/07 20:13
推 killla:邊想邊算安全期....= =                                    07/07 20:13
推 ispy03532003:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/07 20:13
推 OhHIyoPaNg:怎麼沒有歪果人?XDDDDDDDDDDD                          07/07 20:14
推 nznz:其實有蠻多科技人年薪130萬阿                                07/07 20:14
推 longlife:推被平凡上班族客人搭訕...按陰揚老雞排 XD               07/07 20:14
推 Mcnair:阿宅好可憐..........XD                                   07/07 20:14
推 mikumo:很中肯阿= =                                              07/07 20:14
推 mjnaoki:XD                                                      07/07 20:14
推 elephant999:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD        07/07 20:14
→ bpfox:現在已經沒有第二列了啦XDDDDDD                             07/07 20:15
推 jobli:女人豐胸細腰，放蕩風騷，不是掏你腰包，就是補你黑刀！      07/07 20:16
推 koichip:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  07/07 20:16
推 b77887:.....................推一下@@                            07/07 20:16
推 sontocant:                                                      07/07 20:16
推 PinBlack:好笑~~~~~~~~~~~xDDDDDDDDDDDD                           07/07 20:16
推 npicgod:            超屌欸                 XDDDDDDD             07/07 20:17
噓 wnglon:原po怨念太重= =                                          07/07 20:17
推 ttprincess:好笑到爆炸XDDDDDDDDD                                 07/07 20:17
推 fgwilliam:XDDDDDDDD                                             07/07 20:17
推 tg5605:有笑有推啦！！！                                         07/07 20:18
推 imanikki:本週最中肯                                             07/07 20:18
推 tn910127:有這麼濕嗎...                                          07/07 20:18
推 knml:今日最中肯                                                 07/07 20:18
→ npicgod:人彘 到底是什麼意思?                                    07/07 20:18