給你進來妖堡參觀你就要偷笑了，還談加班費

作者: doordie25 (死門) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 有遊戲橘子的八卦嗎??
時間: Thu May  6 18:50:27 2010

※ 引述《TauchK (網路警察1號)》之銘言：
: 自從當初代言到天堂造成他現在在遊戲界不動的地位
: 每次都代理到一些很賺錢的遊戲~
: 而且他們好像也沒研發什麼令人印象深刻的遊戲
: 卻還是一直保持賺錢狀態
: 有沒有遊戲橘子的八卦???


下午睡覺夢到我回到十年前的天堂

主角是當時的其中一名玩家

ID：慣寶寶
職業：王族

在天堂網路遊戲開始時，慣寶寶如同其他玩家一樣在打拼練等賺錢

拿著開始時的匕首戳著厚血般的哥布林

金幣3塊3塊的賺著

隨時間慢慢過去，慣寶寶等級也高了

草創了個血盟攻暫了妖堡

當時錢非常難賺，雖然大家錢不多

不過物價可說是非常便宜

傳戒，30萬  台北盟屋，500萬

幾乎沒有人去吃BOSS，也沒有人去搶練功點

慣寶寶帶領著血盟團員們練功吃王

每天練功8小時，日子雖然辛苦，但也非常值得

吃王得到的寶物讓血盟成員過著還算優沃的日子

直到傳戒、隱斗等高等寶物數量過多了

遊戲公司便開始鎖寶

後來新進的玩家們再辛苦的練功賺錢都與這些稀世珍寶無緣了

那些既得利益者們不會輕易出售手邊的珍寶


時間飛快的過去

當出草創的血盟成員已不復在(跳槽玩其他遊戲去了)

慣寶寶想招收新成員

→慣寶寶(大喊)：妖堡收人，月薪22K意者請密

→草莓職員：請問加班有加班費嗎？

→慣寶寶：給你進來妖堡參觀你就要偷笑了，還談加班費?
          沒有! 而且一到五下班錢還得幫我把妖堡打掃乾淨

→草莓職員：那...可否多少貼補一點我車馬費，這22K實在是...
          一個月練功水錢都快不夠了，何況現在傳戒盟屋又那麼貴...

→慣寶寶：車馬費??想當初我從古魯丁跑到燃柳村還沒喝綠水，途中還
          得怕有夏洛伯，年輕人多走點路吧!想當初我一個月還沒有2萬
          呢!!!!(買盟屋只需打拼20年)這麼草莓我看我還是不錄用你好了!

→慣寶寶 to GM：你們公司怎麼搞的!我要一個能幹的成員都沒有!老一輩
         的又跳光了，現在連個70級以上的敏妖都沒有，我怎麼守城!?

→GM to 慣寶寶：你可以收新手帶到70級，這不就好了嗎?自己培養人才咩!

→慣寶寶 to GM：我聽你放屁!!總之你們公司不想辦法弄多一點70級人物出
         來，就別怪我帶整個血盟跳槽玩別的公司的遊戲!!!


於是乎遊戲公司開發了商城，販賣等級升級卷軸

不用練功，兩年內也會自動升級到70級

但是空有角色卻沒有裝備

現在練功區外掛橫行，什麼稻江BOT啦~立德BOT啦，興國BOT啦

人人都只在衝等級，完全不顧裝備問題

練功區更是人滿為患，要賺錢只好跟其他玩家搶怪壓低自己的賺錢數

再也沒有像以往一樣隨便打卡司特就掉召喚書的機會


寫到這我就醒了

原來天堂跟台灣社會一樣

歷久彌新，難怪一堆人繼續玩，根本不會倒





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傳戒是交通工具，盟屋很明顯是房子

但是我一直想不到隱斗代表的是什麼而刻意不寫

就在剛剛我頓悟了!

原來隱斗=黨證啊!!!

帶著它，就算幹了一堆黑心事大家也會視而不見
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