誰能用最少的材料做柵欄把一群羊圍起來

作者: XXaa (宅的很靠腰) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 有沒有理工系笑話的八卦?
時間: Sun Nov 11 01:36:25 2012

有一位數學家 物理學家 工程師

要比賽看誰能用最少的材料做柵欄把一群羊圍起來

工程師就先說:我知道 最節省材料的形狀是圓形

然後就做了圓形的柵欄


輪到物理學家

物理學家就把羊擠得更緊 再做一個圓形的柵欄把他們圍起來

最後輪到數學家

只見數學家不慌不忙 拿起一段鐵條把自己圍起來

然後說:現在我定義我這邊是外面



為什麼我覺得很貼切...=_=

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