linchainwen／當改時間已經成為官民追逐的運動

作者: linchainwen (1000) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 改時間要通靈
時間: Tue Dec 13 19:57:53 2011

今天兩個新聞：
一個是力暐貿易公司，竄改過期原料有效期限，連過期9年的巧克力也照賣不誤。
一個是堂堂經建會主委公文時間8月改成3月，文件還解過密喔～～
解密時就像解壓縮，常會出錯，因為程式會有顏色認知。

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當改時間已經成為官民追逐的運動，在報給你知一個案例。

說到改時間，就不能不說一下98年2月羊曉東偷改公文被我告，
一堆官員協助掩護，羊曉東比劉憶如受到愛戴，可見一斑。
當時有一個叫曾文秀的傢伙，把調查的入帳日期寫錯，掩護羊，被我證據確鑿抓包。
沒想到北檢的檢察官突然"通靈"，在沒開庭的情況下，回我公文，大意是：
曾文秀寫錯日期，是認知錯誤，不構成違法。
公文檔案：http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/1000-words
螢光筆部分，注意看喔～
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這個只有通靈能辦到吧？不然怎會沒開庭、沒調文件，就知道不是故意，而是認知錯誤呢？

曾文秀掩護長官，把公文寫錯不構成違法，然後羊曉東的糗事也因此不了了之。
後來，這寫錯日期的傢伙，還升官月薪多領7-8千。
反而我跑法院1年，到目前公文日期也還沒改回來。
我只能感嘆，北檢的通靈系統當機了。

解壓顏色不對，通靈系統當機，害人法院跑不完。

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以下是笑話，不要對號入座：

胖虎：我是說市政府絕不包庇任何一個違法失職的公務員
羊曉東不是公務員了！所以我包庇他，沒關係！

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