Emma希望與大家說的話 6 - 七言古詩版

 作者: cwind07 (恐龍時代) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
時間: Mon Jan 17 02:13:05 2011


[翻譯]
七言古詩版
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: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.

所言非實且震驚

: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE

不擅中文未能言

: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.

蓬門初使為君敲

: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
: It was just CRAZY

狂敲即使史凱批

: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"

小二無奈太敏感

: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.

斗室無時能懈防

: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.
: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.

午夜夢迴惱人眠
週末仍敲筆電前

: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!

暮然回首現窗前

: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: I got really upset.

探頭張望驚欲狂

: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester

此事遍傳交換生

: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.

眾覺詭行小二晾

: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".

仿其現窗欲同言

: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.

僅有一人無去死

: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..

含怨訴苦遍街坊

: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: She would do anything she could to harrass me

犧牲非獨我一人

: 特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
: Emma的回答:
: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
: NO ONE!!!
: She has made that up!!!
: It is NOT true

無人大順她自創


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