大痘的八卦

作者: AhGai (我有健康的膝蓋) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 有大痘的八卦嗎
時間: Mon Nov  9 16:49:24 2009

※ 引述《fanjin (范進)》之銘言：
: 這種大痘我也有長過啦
: 高三那段慘綠少年時期
: 每天從早上七點上課上到晚上九點晚自習結束
: 一天坐在椅子上大概10小時
: 屁股常常也長這種  去看醫生醫生都說這是細菌感染
: 有一次還長在膝蓋上 醫生清理結束以後
: 你可以看到裡面整塊肉都被細菌吃掉了
: 塗完抗生素過幾天就好了 多運動
: 少吃油炸 作息正常就OK了
: ※ 引述《n4321 (  )》之銘言：
: : 鼻頭粉刺 青春痘 每個人幾乎都長過
: : 令人最頭痛的就是長很深 然後腫很大 擠又擠不出來 的那種膿痘
: : 不過去看皮膚科的時候 遇到這種的 醫生通常會在痘上打針
: : 沒多久就消了
: : 不過遇到這種應該沒輒了
: : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG-3KBdJM9A
: : 請問一下有青春痘的八卦嗎？吃A酸？




  那個正確的名稱叫做   疔

  讀音同 釘


  其實顧名思義 就是你得到的時候 患部那邊就像札了跟釘子一樣

  輕輕一碰 就痛的要命

  不過你總是會忍不住想去手賤的觸碰它... 碰一下 碰一下 喔喔 好痛...

  可是好像有種欣快感...XD


  當你下定決心要擠爆它的時候 那個痛就像是用力把一根釘子往肉裡插的感覺

  喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔  噗姿  阿阿阿阿阿

  那種痛楚在它噴出汁液的當下 達到了頂峰  接著你的身體會有一種激情後的疲憊

  但是卻又充滿了成就感 以及一種患部得到清潔的一種輕鬆以及舒暢的感覺



  更進一步的狀況  有時候不是噴個汁液那麼簡單

  裡頭的東西 已經進化成了類似美乃滋的物體

  那個擠得時候 你就會驚訝到原來自己身體也可以藏著這麼多美奶姿

   而感到異常的興奮

  雖然身體是痛楚的  但是視覺上是享受的  雖然痛的要命

  但是看到不斷有白白的東西從傷口像是蛆蛆出洞一樣不斷地爬出來

  你會更賣力的 用力擠  希望看見自己身體的極限

  一樣   痛完之後  看到傷口周圍被你擠出來的美乃滋

  你會帶有一種小小地成就感 而忍不住還把那些物質用手指 捏一捏 壓一壓

  甚至拿到鼻子前聞一聞   越臭 你會越感到高興

  因為你會覺得這麼臭得東西  我把它從身體擠出來了  這樣我的身體就很乾淨了


  疔仔剛開始的時候大概只會癢癢的  這時候你怎麼擠是都擠不出東西的

  疔仔要破它  必須還得先把它養大

  同樣的 當它開始有個規模出來的時候  你反而會想好好得呵護它

  不會想輕易弄破它  頂多每天輕輕的拍拍它  喔 痛  喔 痛

   心裡想著 希望它長大一點   因為你會犯賤的想要挑戰自己的極限

  想要享受那樣的痛處   想要看看這次可以有多少美乃滋


  不過有時候它在還沒發芽之前 還非常小的時候  運氣好 你也是可以擠出東西來的

  那時候擠出來的東西 小小的 有點像芝麻


  要看更多關於疔疔爆破的  可以在youtube上 打zit來看


  保證你看完後  今天的晚餐錢就省了

















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推 bevis822:天  超好笑XDDDD                                        11/10 01:01
推 e1q3z9c7:你贏了！                                               11/10 01:30
推 WHO0204:借轉銀魂版...不知道大家會對這個美乃滋有什麼感想!ＸＤ    11/10 01:57
※ WHO0204:轉錄至看板 silversoul                                   11/10 01:58
推 hide5209:幹~~有夠中肯的啦，沒痘痘的人事無法體會的               11/10 02:45
推 hsiangchen:哈哈                                                 11/10 02:49
推 airo0215:中肯                                                   11/10 03:25
推 Faoitohins:XDDDD                                                11/10 05:13
推 ksksks:優文!!                                                   11/10 13:46
推 oldman000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   好好笑XD                       11/10 22:21