Emma希望與大家說的話 4 - 台語

作者: loveevelyn (佑籽) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
時間: Mon Jan 17 01:59:45 2011

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: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.

挖金價五驚到

黑咧查某豪洨


: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE

恩溝阮抉會工台灣話

沒法度為嘎低工尾

: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.
: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!

挖a厝邊自從挖搬入來丟一直弄門

打鈣我衝三小伊攏抉弄


: It was just CRAZY

挖低咩起肖阿

: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"

挖五嘎管理阿杯共阿

伊供黑咧妹阿基洗咖敏幹

: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.

恩溝挖金價凍未條

因為挖睏a習準伊馬抉弄門

: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!

拜五a習準  伊又勾弄挖a門

我勾跨丟伊a臉大低窗仔門釘管

: I got really upset.

我金抉爽

: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.

全部a高瓦蛤星攏災訝

管理啊杯攏謀充啥

打給攏乾嘎怪拐

: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".

拜五a習準阮也弄伊a門

掐伊出來

阮家a盪嘎伊工威


[32;40m It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.


基五己咧查埔弄伊a門

黑咧查某攏黑白工威


[32;40m
and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.

people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..



伊溝一直靠夭




[32;40mLast year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
She would do anything she could to harrass me.




我伊定恩洗第一a吼伊按呢欺負a郎

[32;40m

特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
Emma的回答:
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
NO ONE!!!
She has made that up!!!
It is NOT true
but since we do not speak Chinese, we cannot tell the truth on this forum.


攏洗伊咧豪洨



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