Emma希望與大家說的話 18 - 關鍵時刻版

作者: jacky66666 (傑基吾郎) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
時間: Mon Jan 17 12:43:53 2011

: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.
「好的，哲青，剛剛Emma說她被嚇到了，而且當事人說的話
沒有一句是真的，在歷史上是不是也發生過類似的事情？」

: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE
「沒錯，寶傑。這件事情發生在元朝期間，有一群從歐洲來的商人，
被當地的居民誣陷是強盜，還被抓了起來。但是他們不懂中文，沒
辦法為自己辯駁，他們將這件事情寫在草紙上，埋在監房的角落，
被現代人給找出來，才還他們清白。他們在之後被流放，沒人知道
他們的下落。」

: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.
: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
: It was just CRAZY

「剛剛哲青說得很好，那我再補充一點。」
「友驊兄請說。」
「其實Emma在這之後有講，從她九月搬進台大宿舍之後，她隔壁的鄰
居就開始敲她的牆，而且連她在用Skype跟奶奶說生日快樂的時候、甚
至是洗澡的時候都不放過，像這種事情實在是很過份。」
「很過份是嗎？」


: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"
: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
「最過份的是管理員，當Emma去反應鄰居影響她作息的時候，他什麼也不做。」
「等等，友驊，你剛剛說管理員置之不理？」
「千真萬確，這件事情只有三個人知道，一個人是管理員，一個人是我，另一個
我不能說。」

: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.
: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
「好，現在Emma講到她連晚上都會被吵醒，還看到有張臉出現在她窗戶前，
請問皓平，像這樣子的恐怖體驗會給人什麼影響？」

「好，請大家看看這張照片，這是Emma當時在房間打電腦，我跟她合照的情
形。我們可以看到窗戶的這個角落有張人臉，請攝影大哥把它放大，現在大
家看得很清楚，這張臉的表情很哀怨，很恐怖，好像有沈冤未雪。然後大家
注意Emma的表情，她看起來很驚恐，我當時很確定她受到驚嚇。後來…」

「皓平你先等一下，江教授，你在這張照片裡有沒有看出什麼端倪？」

: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: I got really upset.
: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.
「皓平兄說得很精準，但是有一點可能沒注意到，就是為什麼這張照片裡
除了Emma，沒有人注意到窗戶的那張臉。那我想這是是不是有可能是外星
人的腦波操縱，把影像投射到Emma的腦海裡，碰巧被攝影機捕捉到。」

「但是除了其他的留學生，管理員並沒有注意到有異狀。」

「那麼也許，也許我們可以假設管理員是外星人。」

: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".
: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: She would do anything she could to harrass me
: 特別詢問Emma是否有說:"you will die soon"!?
: Emma的回答:
: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT
: NO ONE!!!
: She has made that up!!!
: It is NOT true
: but since we do not speak Chinese, we cannot tell the truth on this forum.
: -------------------------------------------------------------------------
: 當然，這篇內容與事發第一篇有許多地方兜不在一起，
: 但如我在一開始所說，希望大家可公平看待先到與後到的資訊，
: 希望等等10點的會議(要參加者9:30在傅鐘集合)可以有更充份的資訊與結果。
其他我翻不出來，Toilet只有考五百多分。

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推 atomic:XDDD 不錯笑 尤其是那尾刀                                 01/17 17:08
推 a12375111:幹這篇超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/17 17:11
推 zuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   01/17 17:14
推 Athelas:XD                                                      01/17 17:16
推 nanahiei:一個人是管理員，一個人是我，另一個不就是EMMA了嗎?      01/17 17:21
推 mrdragon:靠 超好笑的 要收精華啦                                 01/17 17:27
推 oqq:滿分                                                        01/17 17:28
推 j0928875963:超好笑XDDDDDDDD                                     01/17 17:31
推 Jaicabai:XDDDDD 一直在等飽杰版 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/17 17:33
推 stevenacat:不錯笑啊XDD                                          01/17 17:37
推 tmchardawa:笑了                                                 01/17 17:44
推 cviescvies:很好笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      01/17 17:52
推 SinosaiAgi:有外星人有推XD                                       01/17 18:00
推 Shadow1989:XD                                                   01/17 18:04
推 lovehiroko:幹 太好笑了                                          01/17 18:04
推 hchs31705:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          01/17 18:05
推 Fuzishan:............                                           01/17 18:08
推 j610200:Toilet很好笑阿XD                                        01/17 18:10
推 joeblack0205:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                01/17 18:22
推 funnyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      01/17 18:41
→ Yie:XDDD                                                        01/17 19:37
推 Laco5566:4V45說人譁眾取寵耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/17 19:43
推 miq:很好笑阿                                                    01/17 19:45
推 vincent0719:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   01/17 20:13
→ kickmeout:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   01/17 20:16
→ kickmeout:笑的我流淚了..有抓到BJ精髓                            01/17 20:16
推 et177158:比4V45PO在就可版的一堆爛笑話好笑多了                   01/17 20:16
推 lovefordidi:超白痴的XDDD                                        01/17 20:22
推 IzakiVicky:TOILET超屌                                           01/17 20:39
→ nn528:被Toilet戳到笑點XDDDD                                     01/17 21:10
→ myths:XDDDD                                                     01/17 21:13