大家工作上看過哪些誇張的 CODE 2

作者: AmosYang (LetMeGoogleThatForYou) 看板: Soft_Job
標題: Re: [閒聊] 大家工作上看過哪些誇張的 CODE ?
時間: Sun May 16 23:53:18 2010

code 與 comment 就像是 Jedi 與 Sith 的關係

有興趣的人可以看看 stackoverflow 上的這個討論串

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered

(短網址: http://tinyurl.com/4qs8x3)

摘錄幾個我個人覺得頗好笑的 comment:
(原本想試著補上中文翻譯的，不過翻譯非我強項，總覺得翻譯得怪怪的
 且有些笑點在翻譯的過程中就蒸發了
 所以…有興趣的人自己看吧)

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stop(); // Hammertime!

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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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// drunk, fix later

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/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */

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This seems to stop morons from messing my code...
"Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone."

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#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

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long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

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// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down

x = -x;

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double penetration; // ouch

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//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

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// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

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// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

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options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

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    #Christmas tree initializer
    toConnect = []
    toRead =   [  ]
    toWrite = [    ]
    primes = [      ]
    responses = {}
    remaining = {}

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On initialization of a linked list:

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

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I worked with a guy who was raised a Muslim, but had a rather
 tongue-in-cheek view of the religion. He left this comment
 above a particularly nasty chunk of code:

// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.

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// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

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// This comment is self explanatory.


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