2010年12月21日 星期二

這已經不是能否拿第一名的問題了,而是大家現在都以為我作弊

作者: chm7566 (ㄚ杰) 看板: Gossiping
標題: 我突然夢到...
時間: Fri Nov 19 02:54:55 2010



我昨晚夢到...

我回到了國小時期

剛好遇到段考週

要考試了!

老師把考卷發下來,我發現考試題目簡單到不行,絕對有信心拿到ㄧ百分!!!

就在我只剩最後ㄧ題時...

老師突然沒收我的考卷,嚴厲的跟我說:"你作弊!!!你之後的考試也都不用考了!!!"

全班的人當場傻眼

不只如此

老師還用廣播器跟全校的師生說我作弊!!!

完全沒有給我辯解的機會!!!

現在大家都知道我作弊

雖然我身邊的知心好友相信我的為人

他們跟我說:你常常拿到全班第一名耶!!! 這麼簡單的題目你根本無須作弊阿!!!!

           為什麼老師要污賴你???

我當然也感到相當不解與無奈

於是我跑去問老師: Why??????

老師笑笑的說: 孩子,你用的是藍筆,考試規定用黑筆,難道你不知道嗎?



聽到後,我馬上跑去問我的同學是否有這樣的規定?

他們給我的答案很ㄧ致:根本沒聽過有這樣的規定耶!

於是我又再ㄧ次跑去問老師

這回老師說: 孩子,我不是因為你沒用黑筆才說你作弊,而是你用的藍筆

墨水太多了,太過敏感了,這樣很快就會把題目寫完,這樣對其他的考生

很不公平你知道嗎?



於是我說: 老師,考試前你也有再三確認我們的考試用具阿,為什麼現在...

我還沒說完,老師突然比出閉嘴的手勢:噓!!!!!這是個人隱私,我不方便說...



聽到這句話

我真的很想扁人,但也很無奈的坐在椅子上抱頭痛哭



此時

老師安慰我說:其實我原本還要取消你那群好友的考試資格勒,誰叫你們是同ㄧ國的,

是不是? 要不是我突然佛心來了,你還會連累到你的好朋友呢? 你應該要感謝我才是!!!

乖~~~



聽到這句話

手上的拳頭已經按耐不住性子,想要朝老師的臉上轟過去



就在此時

照顧我的唯一親人,三姨媽來了

我很想擁入她的懷中,跟她訴說我所經歷的委屈

沒想到她ㄧ見到我馬上就說:

"孩子,你要忍下來,不論你受到多少委屈都要吞下去...考試就是這樣,不論結果如何,

你都必須接受...我們能做的也只有這樣了..."



頓時間

我突然失去了依靠...

我心想:這已經不是能否拿第一名的問題了,而是大家現在都以為我作弊,

就算我實力再怎麼好,以後就算能夠考試拿第一名,大家還是會認為我是作弊得來的...



想著想著,還是止不住委屈的淚水...



後來我才明白

班上第二名的同學,他的父親

原來就是我的老師...

唉...我恍然大悟,明白了這一切的黑暗



就在此時,夢醒了

我努力平復自己的情緒,告訴自己: 好險這只是個夢...


看了一下自己的鬧鐘,大驚!!!!

我上學遲到了!!!

趕緊洗臉刷牙,順便叫我的三姨媽起床了

沒想到打開門,看到的竟是令我這一生都難以忘懷的一幕…














三姨媽竟然和我的國小老師睡在一起…



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推 a246811:北爛哈哈                                                11/19 05:33
推 eeee3333eeee:所以戴遐齡和趙磊有一腿的意思嗎!                    11/19 05:35
※ [1;32meana [0;32m:轉錄至看板 FJU-ACC91a                                      11/19 05:41
推 eana:大推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                      11/19 05:41
推 syl0602:大推啦!!!!                                              11/19 06:27
推 visorkk:很棒                                                    11/19 06:39
推 iceafu:GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!淺顯易懂懶人包              11/19 06:51
推 rosemallow:大推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  11/19 07:02
推 wmja4387:最後有笑點!!                                         11/19 07:02
推 liucy1127:XD                                                    11/19 07:03
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD     11/19 07:08
推 pawagg:優文阿!!!!!!死糞坑蛆是在噓屁阿!!!???不爽滾回對岸去!!!!!  11/19 07:12
推 smallthief25:淚笑推最後一句                                     11/19 07:24
推 tkugibson:GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  11/19 07:27
推 tiara:幹!! 我笑了...大推!!!                                     11/19 07:30
推 bazz:你忘了三姨媽的小孩看到老師都跪著磕頭叫爸爸嗎               11/19 07:37
推 ricewine:結尾很棒                                               11/19 07:39
推 rhikvh:你老師對三姨媽說"Who is your daddy?"                     11/19 07:39
推 goldman0204:你已經射了~!!!!推~                                  11/19 07:41
推 bonaless:XD                                                     11/19 07:46
推 urban:中肯                                                      11/19 07:50
推 collector:XD                                                    11/19 07:51
推 funnyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/19 07:54
推 gogostussy:結尾太強大了                                         11/19 07:57
推 belleaya:優文                                                   11/19 07:59
推 dearyl:甚麼甲上上   極優等拉                                    11/19 08:02
推 derson:好文!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                        11/19 08:12
推 coldface:這個故事不錯                                           11/19 08:14
推 allenJr:哈哈                                                    11/19 08:17
推 jg338:太屌了                                                    11/19 08:19
推 hsien1105:GJ                                                    11/19 08:21
推 tcurichel:GJ!!!                                                 11/19 08:30
推 lapis0523:優等!                                                11/19 08:31
推 drwei:三姨媽睡在一起真是太傳神了                                11/19 08:39
推 aizawafff: 甲上上                                               11/19 08:41
→ franktassone:我也認識你三姨媽!                                 11/19 08:42
推 hildajanet:可以翻譯成外文流傳出去嗎?                            11/19 08:47
推 s902131:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/19 08:51
推 maddman:哈哈!                                                  11/19 09:07
推 HDDCDR:顆顆                                                     11/19 09:12
推 bluewanlin:XDDDDDDDDDD                                          11/19 09:12
推 mayuyuki:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                           11/19 09:13
→ Amirose:哇,三姨媽!讚耶!                                      11/19 09:14
推 imsisk:超讚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD           11/19 09:16
推 earthrise:甲上★                                                11/19 09:19
推 ninetofiver:Good                                                11/19 09:20
推 gsx7777777:XD                                                   11/19 09:23
推 kaimai:goooooooooooooooooooooood                                11/19 09:25
推 nacciabe:幾霸婚                                                 11/19 09:28
推 strive76:靠 太強了!!!                                           11/19 09:28
推 binsho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        11/19 09:31
推 minipc:優! 100分,直接放假到領畢業證書                          11/19 09:32
推 rpg1510:酸度100分 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/19 09:32
推 bordergogo:給你一個蘋果喔 乖                                    11/19 09:32
推 qoobaa:XD                                                       11/19 09:37
噓 statdoggy:PO文不附圖  我要三姨媽的圖                            11/19 09:38
推 benkjason:讚~~這篇太棒了~                                       11/19 09:39
推 Windsinep:幾霸婚啦~ 太有梗了                                    11/19 09:46
推 jerryjayg:!!!!!!!!!!!推                                         11/19 09:51
推 hellopo:超有梗!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/19 09:51
推 RonaldPan:很傳神ㄟ                                              11/19 10:00
推 paoan:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                             11/19 10:04
→ emou:幾霸婚                                                     11/19 10:06
推 lanblona:你覺得這真 讚                                          11/19 10:08
推 notic:酸破表XD                                                  11/19 10:08
推 k51686tw:十分                                                   11/19 10:18
推 allforyour2:最後一句酸到破表,有夠好笑的。                      11/19 10:19
推 HsiaoP:最後一句很不賴~~酸到底                                   11/19 10:20
→ s954126333:笑死我了XD                                           11/19 10:22
推 liyung:幹  100分 !!!                                            11/19 10:23
推 Crazyfire:最後一段是爆點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      11/19 10:23
推 Kinglai:讚!!!!!!                                          11/19 10:24
推 REU:幹!!!!太棒了!!!!!幾罷婚已經無法表達我對原PO的尊敬了!!       11/19 10:30
推 bobobian:這真的太讚了                                           11/19 10:31
推 ijtm:甲上上  一極棒                                             11/19 10:34
推 lemonland:這篇真是完美                                          11/19 10:36
推 moorland:XDDD                                                   11/19 10:41
噓 glasseater:又沒掛                                               11/19 10:45
推 featherable:                                                    11/19 10:50
推 wht810090:這懶人包非常強大,梗也統統到位,100分                 11/19 10:52
推 cyberia:甲上上                                                  11/19 10:53
推 kane40213:甲星星!!                                              11/19 11:00
→ wangyc:沒八卦                                                   11/19 11:01
推 tsukasa22:甲                                                    11/19 11:07
推 happys425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  最後一句太精采了!!!              11/19 11:10
推 iam0718:酸到爆                                                  11/19 11:12
推 citycamo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       11/19 11:12
推 jeryu1992:太精采了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          11/19 11:20
推 qqoc:太讚啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              11/19 11:26
推 julia66:結局 XDDD                                               11/19 11:30
推 faxy:優文!!!!                                                   11/19 11:30
推 Torscana:幾霸昏                                                 11/19 11:38
推 donnamonya:XDDDDDDDDD                                           11/19 11:46
推 jasonm:XDDDD                                                    11/19 11:53
推 eieiding:上班看這篇憋笑好痛苦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              11/19 11:54
推 joiedevivre:GJJJJJJJJJJ                                         11/19 12:02
推 canadian100:太讚了~跪求借我轉FB~ <(_   _)>                      11/19 12:12
推 JEFF0602:哈哈哈哈在圖書館看這篇憋笑也太痛苦了吧!!!!!!           11/19 12:15
推 shawncarter:幹說得超好                                          11/19 12:26
推 conifer:幾罷婚!!!!XDDDDDD                                       11/19 12:27
推 MSEstar:XDDD 太貼切了... 馬三姨媽... 你沒屌啦                   11/19 12:35
推 Liaooo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這篇超讚,100分!                       11/19 12:40
推 afms15:己爸婚!!                                                 11/19 12:41
推 alsoty:超好笑的幹                                               11/19 12:45
推 zeldalin:甲上                                                   11/19 12:49
推 WayneNix:100分                                                  11/19 12:51
推 sanzo0804:幾罷婚~~!!!!                                          11/19 12:56
推 tony711:酷                                                      11/19 13:06
推 seibu:有創意!                                                  11/19 13:13
推 e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  11/19 13:16
推 locmh:XDDDDDDD                                                  11/19 13:24
→ ruje:推!甲上!                                                   11/19 13:26
推 lyt316:甲上                                                     11/19 13:27
推 menghsuan:好可憐QQ孩子我們挺你                                  11/19 13:39
推 thecoolbill:XD                                                  11/19 13:43
推 Yie:                                                            11/19 14:08
→ hlkkl:XD                                                        11/19 15:05
推 bpooqd:國小要給甲上!!                                           11/19 15:11
推 ylo:這超越幾霸昏了!                                             11/19 15:33
推 timsid99:甲上上星星星星 幾罷昏                                  11/19 16:13
※ [1;32mchm7566 [0;32m:轉錄至某隱形看板                                        11/19 16:36
推 eitingirl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           11/19 17:00
推 delmardidi:借我轉你的夢境~~我會註明夢遊者                       11/19 17:01
→ jayhang:XD                                                      11/19 17:01
推 kcc0702:100分                                                   11/19 17:36
推 july22:朝聖!!                                                   11/19 17:45
推 dolphinus:中出推                                                11/19 17:48
推 abcliou:靠北XD                                                  11/19 19:14

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